1. The Creeps - Back to the Bin
2. Buffalo - Only Want You For Your Body
3. The Life and Times - The Magician
4. Wilco - AM
5. The Band - Box Set - it's awesome!
My ability to see through clothing. Plus a nickel I found that has a hole in it, so that I can put it on a chain and wear it. Awesome!
In some type of sports situation, where that special someone is not too good at the sport, so that I have to basically get in behind her to show her how to properly play the sport, and then we are all close and intimate. I think mini putt is best for this, but bowling is most erotic.
Recent events: Peeing beside Bobby Hull, and then hearing him fart. Or maybe the birth of my child. That was pretty memorable.
Let her out of the Dutch Oven after only 15 seconds. Normally I keep her in there for the full Dutch Minute.
The time I answered a bunch of ridiculous questions that were designed to let people get to know me, but in the end only served as a platform for smart ass remarks.
Spirigious, or maybe relitual. The new millenium is all about combiperation.
STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones Movie Storybook. It has awesome still captures of the action in the movie, plus a severely abbreviated text synopsis of the movie.
The time I had a wet dream while sleep walking in the all girls cabin at summer camp.
If you mean "be with" like the nurse kind of way, Florence Nightengale, but if you mean "be with" like the sex kind of way, then maybe Evangeline Lilly from LOST.
Equal parts grit and determination, equal parts charm and charisma. Mix in large helping of wit, and a pinch of sarcasm. Roast for 2 hours at 450 degrees.
I regret stabbing that hobo at the rail yards. I didn't kill him, but I think it hurt him real bad.
Any song that will live in a person's heart forever. Because then, I would never die, and plus when I wanted to make this guy's heart explode I could, because I would be on the inside.
Nicole Kidman. The other night I had a dream that I kissed her, and when I woke up my pillow was gone!