Full name and affiliation:

Paul Townsend - The "balls" of the band

Date of birth:

June 29, 1977






Baseball highlights and Tyra Banks.

Favourite food:

Chocolate chip cookies

Favourite drink:


Favourite movie:

Dude, Where's my Car

What 5 albums are you listening to right now?

Must haves in your closet, what are they?

Olivia Newton John's husband

What is the most precious thing in the world to you?

The silence you hear between when your poop releases from your ass to when it hits the water.

Ideal setting with that special someone - where would it be?

The giftshop after the King Kong ride at Disney World. Your excitement is multiplied because you are excited from the ride AND excited to buy a King Kong endorsed dish rack.

Favourite fast food:

Arby's.......what else?!

Most memorable moment that you can recall?

The day that I heard Sir Lord Baltimore for the first time. My age is now 1 ASLB. Epic.

Wickedest thing that you ever did for a girlfriend?

One night I was feeling very generous and romantic so I said to my girlfriend that she could choose ANY mini-putt place in Ottawa and that I would treat her to a round of golf. I even ended up buying her a small diet Coke. Needless to say, I scored that night.

If you could have any scene in your life done for a movie, what would it be?

It would be sort of be like "Can't buy me love" but instead of me paying someone to make me cool, I just remain a loser.

Spiritual or religious?

Is believing in Karma spiritual?

Favourite mag:

Kegs and Cases

Favourite book:

The Dummies guide to "Upstaging your Band Mates"

What was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I once commented on a friends nice orange shirt. It was only after I saw the shirt in the daylight that I realized that it was burnt siena.

Favourite actor/actress:

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Connely

Favourite ice cream:

Heavenly Hash or Cookie Dough

If you could choose any famous chick to be with, who would it be?

Adriana Lima

Most memorable concert?

The Mars Volta at Capital Music Hall

What is your ideal woman?

A sort of Pamela Anderson type but smarter and bigger boobs.

Do you have any regrets?

Walking into the bathroom after Chris has laid down a size 12.

Favourite Vehicle?

1957 Chevrolet Bel Air

Qualities you seek in a woman?

A girl to make me cookies. Is Mrs. Fields seeing anyone right now?

If you could be any song, which song would you be?

My Pony - Genuine

Dream Vacation?


If you could have one night of carnal sex with any woman in the world, who would it be with, and why?

Well, it WAS Britney Spears but who wants to be #2?

Your biggest secret is...?

I cried at the end of the movie Spaceballs. You would have to be a stone not get emotional when Lonestar finds out that he is really a prince.