Full name and affiliation:

Steve Palmer - The "asshole" of the band

Date of birth:

Septembuh 20th, 1977




Trying to guess which upcoming movie releases Paul will deem "Friggin' mother awesome"


Admitting that I'm looking forward to an upcoming movie release that Paul has deemed "Friggin' mother retarded"

Favourite food:

Sweet'n'Salty bars
...equal parts sweet and salty, as advertised.

Favourite drink:

Aqua Velva
also... V8 rules

Favourite movie:

It hasn't come out yet, but I'd have to go with Norbit. I'm pretty sure that'll be my favourite movie.

Must haves in your closet, what are they?

The overflow of Chris' VHS porno tape collection

What is the most precious thing in the world to you?

And my ability to reason... I can't live without that.

Ideal setting with that special someone - where would it be?

Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.

Favourite fast food:

Cheetah... get it? "Fast food"???

By the way, I cheetah all the time.

Most memorable moment that you can recall?

Receiving a novelty dream catcher as a prize at Chris' hallowe'en party.

Wickedest thing that you ever did for a girlfriend?

Instead of letting her foot the whole bill, I only asked her to pay for half of the procedure to give me permanent "flies eyes". It was for both of us, after all.

If you could have any scene in your life done for a movie, what would it be?

Any one of my many coming-of-age experiences.

Spiritual or religious?

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

Favourite mag:

Blown Gaskets and Unscheduled Pitstops: The Official IBS Newsletter

Favourite book:

My empty notebook: it's the world's greatest bestseller waiting to be written!

What was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Trevor made fun of my mustache during an interview we did. I nearly died.

Nobody makes fun of my mustache. Especially in front of a member of the press.

Favourite actor/actress:

Sacha Baron Cohen

Favourite ice cream:

Nestle Tollhouse

If you could choose any famous chick to be with, who would it be?

Rhona Mitra

Most memorable concert?

Kiss / Farewell Tour, Montreal 2001
Mooney Suzuki / NXNE 2002
Dictators / The Dominion 2002
Bionic / Hi-Fi 1999
The Sights / The Dominion 2003
Brian Jonestown Massacre / every time
Nashville Pussy & Peter Pan Speedrock / Babylon 2003
The Buzzcocks / Club Soda 2003

What is your ideal woman?

My wife, obviously. What else could I answer?

Do you have any regrets?

That this band spends more time updating this website than practicing or writing songs combined.

Favourite Vehicle?

Gary and Ace's ambiguously gay car.

Qualities you seek in a woman?

An ability to talk to animals, especially Loons - earth's most majestic, mysterious and glorious creature.

If you could be any song, which song would you be?

Let the Good Times Roll - Tricky Woo

Dream Vacation?

I want to go to Chris' honeymoon fertility resort. I hear there's fetuses growing on trees!

If you could have one night of carnal sex with any woman in the world, who would it be with, and why?

Paul... the relevance of your answer to this question has become a bit dated now that she's popped out 15 kids and slept with 65 people... I mean, who sleeps around that much? Frankly, that's disgusting.

Your biggest secret is...?

I'll do anything for a Rolo.