The laughter of children
Nice mail, like free magazine subscriptions of an income tax refund
The smell of well water
Walking into public bathrooms and hearing people struggling on the can
Discovering bad food in the fridge
Schindler's Twist: The True Story of Mike Schindler, the man who invented vanilla and chocolate twist ice cream.....ah this isn't very funny. Sorry.
1. The Twillight Singers-self titled-2004.
2. T.I. King-Universal-2006.
3. Incubus-Light Grenades-Epic, 2006.
4. C'Mon-In The Heat Of The Moment, 2005.
5. John Mayer-Continuum 2006.
Well...in 2002, it was my collection of VHS porno tapes
"Blowjob Bimbos" is a good one...
It's my electronic tie rack.
My 5 senses. If someone took those away, I'd be really fucked.
A soccer game, with no goal posts. Every shot is a goal, and therefore, we'd both be winners, together.
Witnessing Steve have a temper tantrum because nobody knew he was Darth Maul for Halloween in 2002.
Instead of Justin Timberlake tickets, I did my own expressional dance routine for her. There was a lot of jazz hands, trust you me.
The time I wore a headband at my bus stop in Grade 10.
I believe in Steve, Paul, and Trev.
Myself, well I'm working on that, and it's one day at a time, but the coffees brewing, so I'm taking it easy, and I'm not letting the sound of my own feet drive me crazy.
Barfing in my first girlfriend's mouth when I went in for the french, in 1991.
Dairy Queen. Blizzards. When they turn it upside down before they give it to you, I knock it out of their hands, and then run out of there.
She has a huge ass now, but I just want to see it.
The Sights / The Dominion 2003
The Buzzcocks / Club Soda 2003
Iggy & The Stooges/Little Steven's Undergroud Garage/NY/2004
Definitely digging nerdy hipsters....what's her face from Girls. Tina Fey. Debi Diamond. Debi Diamond is a porn star - but she's had a few witty remarks before getting shafted - so she makes the list.
My father's 1996 Grand Am. Good times. I puked in the heater vent, and never told anyone.
It's imperative that they didn't have a sex change. Also, a clean criminal record, not being a psycho, an operational set of genitals, and although not a requirement, it would be nice to have breasts that are larger than A cups.
Can You Take Me Higher by Damn Yankees. Have you ever heard that song? It's fucking incredible.
Monica Belluci, and for that matter, the entire Belluci family.
Everyone! Take your clothes off!
I dated Trevor for 5 years. When it didn't work, we decided to be with women.
Is it weird sometimes? Yeah, but that kind of thing happens when you're that close with someone.