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Blackout Sex
August 22nd, 2003
James Maclaren writes:
Since the blackout, my girlfriend only wants to have sex when the lights are totally on. I am 5"1 and 345 lbs. We've been together for a long time on the primary rule that we have sex only when the lights are off. Unfortunately she got so freaked out when everything went dark, that she has developed some kind of complex about there being light everywhere...
As a sidenote I have not seen my genitals in about 4 years since the weight gain. Having sex with my girlfriend was the only action I've been getting....now I'm just not getting my wally tickled.
What do I do?
 Trevor |
Black Thursday had a great effect on all of us, friend. Though the intense news coverage is gone, the media swarming to the next great tragedy, the scars left behind will take a lot longer to heal.
Whether you have become afraid of the dark, or your morale is low because everyone deemed you non-essential, or even if you bumped your head on the door frame then fell backwards into a decorative metal tree thing that stands in your hallway and then, while its sharp petals dug into your back, you fell all tangled up in it down your steep stairway into a pile of garbage at the bottom, we've all experienced some amount of damage. In your case the damage is psychological, for others it is intense physical pain as they to this day are finding shards of metal in the bloody mess that is their back, combined with a badly bruised and broken body. As with all wounds of mind or body, my best advice is that time will heal the wounds. You will again find refuge from yourself in the darkness and the comfort of your loved ones arms as her scars heal. And others will again be able to walk and even sit down, as time heals the scars left behind from having 12 copper petals surgically removed from their back. |
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 Steve |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Paul |
Holy shit dude!! What the hell are you complaining about! You have found a woman that is willing (even once...) to dig through the layers of your BK broiler belly to find your genitalia. She is a keeper. The way I see it, you should be patient with her, because if you have sex once more in your life you will probably still be getting more action then someone your size. |
 Chris |
no worries mate...there is this magical place called Clasixxxxxxxx Video where you can buy pre-lubed and pre-moistened glory holes. They are perfect for your situation during the period that your woman will require to get out of this mental handicap, which might be forever.
Steve told me about it. That's Steve Palmer, the guitar player for our band. |
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