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Tit Job Blues
July 23rd, 2003
Alberto Smith writes:
Hello Guys,
My girlfriend, who is a beautiful person inside and out, got breast implants recently that I am wholly unhappy with. She used to be a 32 B cup. A nice size considering that she is only 5'1", 103 lbs and very petite. I went away to Germany for 3 months, and she was constantly telling me that I'd return to a surprise. When I walked into the gate, looking for my awaiting love, I was surprised all right!
She enhanced her bust significantly. She now has 42 DD breasts, and it is ridiculously obvious that her petite frame cannot handle the added weight and physicality of these additions. She needs special bras, and she walks with a good effort to not make the hunch apparent. When we have sex, I'm horrified looking at her chest, because it is seriously out of whack. What would you think? The only reason that someone would do this is because they wanted to do pornographic movies or something....I'm at a loss. She also liquified her RRSP's to get this procedure done. Another no no in my books.
I've been dropping hints for her to lose the boobs...but I can tell that she's waiting to freak out if I just flat out say it...plus....she spent over $6700 doing this....
P.S. I must re-iterate....her breasts are retarded big. It's just too much. HELP!
 Trevor |
Alberto,
You must be honest with your girlfriend. You need to tell her how you feel, and that you have concerns with her health (ie back problems). But ultimately it is her rack, not yours. While we're being honest, I'd like to know what advice you were expecting to get. I mean, I'm not sure this is a situation which us 4 idiots should handle. You need to look into your soul and decide how you feel about the boobies, not look to us. Because I for one love boobies. I even like saying boobies, and typing the word boobies. Boobies. |
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 Steve |
I think the only way I can really wrap my head around this predicament is by having you send me several pictures of your wife (preferably nude or at least with her top off) so I can fully understand what's going on here. Just mail them to my work address as soon as you can:
Chief Talent Scout Thanks Alberto! |
 Paul |
The general question that we are answering here is "Does Breast Size Matter". For a large amount of the male population the answer is yes. This has lead to the large percentage of women who feel that breast augmentation is the only answer.
For me, personally, I have never encountered a breast I didn't like. There are only two things I require from a women's breast: 1) Nipples 2) Accessibility If you meet these requirements, I'm yours. With this said, you should support your girlfriend in her decision because if she is happy, you should (at least) be happy for her. |
 Chris |
There's part of me that doesn't quite understand what the problem is, and then I realize how petite your girlfriend is, and I can understand how she might utterly horrify you.
My suggestion is to get giant testicle implants. Eclipse her obvious attempt to outdo you, and load your santa bag up with enough to ensure that you are in fact the one getting attention when you walk around. Also, be sure to liquify any joint savings that you both may share, and ensure the spending of every last penny in surgically altering your scrotum to hold those big ninja marbles of yours! I'm sure if I see you guys around, I'l burst out laughing, so we'll talk more then! |