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SEXUAL CARNAGE...My Threesome adventure.

July 18th, 2003

Adam Shellenberg writes:

Me and my buds always like to see if we can get a threesome going on, but something happened recently that really fucked me up.
My friend Ryan and I were having a threesome with his girlfriend. I went to give Ryan a high five, but instead he crept in and frenched me!
WTF!?!?!
I punched him in the face, and ran out!
Now he wants to know if I wanna go to see League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen with him on cheap Tuesdays, but I don't even want to look at him. He's acting like nothing happened!

HELP MY ASS!

Trevor	Another tough question. But I'm going to have to assume that by having threesomes involving your 'buds' that you've already crossed a bunch of lines. For example, you've already seen Ryan's parts doing all sorts of things you wouldn't normally see them doing. So kissing doesn't seem like it's going any further off course. Basically I'd say that's the risk you may be taking with the threesome adventures. So either sit back and enjoy the ride, occasionally kissing your buds. Or don't bother with these types of threesomes, focusing instead on the 2 girls for every guy type. Good luck with that.
Steve	I went to see LXG this past Tuesday with two other Setbacks (Paul and Chris... Trevor couldn't make it because it would have interfered with his honeymoon). While I didn't find anything queer about the movie, I did find the fact that Paul and Chris invited me a little too friendly and I ended up being really uncomfortable the whole time. I would suggest that you offer to go to another movie that might make things a little less uncomfortable between the two of you... like Finding Nemo.
Paul	Now, from what I understand from your letter, you were expecting a high-five but got a french kiss? Depending on how you high-five, the approach is quite different then a french kiss. What I'm getting at here is that your initial subconcious reaction was to accept the french kiss. Only after you realized what you were doing did you recoil. Last week I went and checked out the Gay Pride parade and I think I learned a lot that I might be able to pass on to you. There is a definite possibility that you are gay or bi-sextual (not that there is anything wrong with that). Your initial reaction, probably because the way you were raised, is that this is wrong. I think being gay opens yourself to a multitude of advantages. Being gay allows you to wear buttless chaps and leather hats, feather boa's and giant wigs, it lets you into exclusive clubs, and it also allows you to use both male and female slang (ie: "you go girlfriend") and if anyone questions how you can get away with this crazy stuff all you have to say is "I'm gay". What I'm saying is that you might not want to look at homosexuality so harshly. Good luck on your decision.
Chris	Geez man..Sucks to be you. I can however only offer this partial bit of advice. Consider choosing friends that you are sure are neither bisexual, nor gay, when selecting orgy partners. This is the kind of forum where you find out that your buddy has been yearning for you since like hockey practice in high school, and has always wanted to horse mount you....you are opening yourself up for situations like this. I gave Paul this advice a while back, when apparently...and this is off the record......Steve moved in for the kill while they were watching BOSTON PUBLIC on television together while drinking Strawberry Kiwi Snapples. Steve was aghast...but we got it all straightened out...now the band is 110% ready to conquer! I'm glad!

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