What Would the Setbacks Do?
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PAUL TOWNSEND-I will break you with this one.
May 1st, 2003
Buddy Chavez writes:
This is a question that I am convinced will break Paul's streak of overly positive advice. My father got decapitated by an OC Transpo mirror, I lost my job, and found out that I had penile cancer in the same day. I also found out that my sister is having my brother's baby, and that my mother's lesbian lover was driving the bus that the police are thinking intentionally hoofed Daddy's head off. Before my disastrous streak of bad luck, I noticed that you never ever give remotely negative or unconstructive advice. Try this one out.
 Trevor |
Awaiting wisdom... |
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 Steve |
If you're mom's a lesbian does that mean she knows how to make good shawarmas? |
 Paul |
Well Buddy, you certainly have been through a lot lately. It will be very hard to deal with all the issues surrounding yourself right now. That being said, this could be a turning point in your life.
My suggestion to you is to start fresh. Move somewhere far away (not really far because you will want OHIP to treat you penile cancer) and start a new life. Comparing your problems to an Iraqi family right now, they are quite small. Count your blessings: 1) Your Mom is happy because she won't have to cheat on your Dad anymore, 2) Both your brother and sister are bringing a new life into the world (always a good thing), and 3) You have your health (except for the penile thing....). |
 Chris |
Have you ever walked in on your mom doing your mom's girlfriend???
That would be awesome! Sucks that you have penis cancer brotha! |
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