What Would the Setbacks Do?
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Siamese if you please....
April 11th, 2003
Anonymous writes:
Dear Setbacks,
I met this really great guy named Mike on lavalife. We had several intimate phone conversations where I really felt like we connected. SO, when he asked if he could meet me I put my fears aside and agreed to it. When I met him I realized he is one half of a Siamese twin set. But because I had gotten to know Mike so well during our long chats I didn't mind. We started seeing each other, one thing led to another and now things have started to get physical. His brother Mark is a real sport about it, for privacy he closes his eyes and listens to his favourite Setbacks cd full blast. Let me tell ya though it's really hard to tell who is who in the dark! Once when Mike was asleep I ended up making out with Mark. It was AWESOME! I think I like him better now. I'd really like to be able to be with both of them.......What would The Setbacks do?
Lady or the Tramp
 Trevor |
This may be the toughest switch ever. Definitely tougher than the friend switch, harder than the roommate switch, and more complicated than the brother switch.
Bottom line: always remember that the left twin is invariably the evil one. Make your decision based on this. |
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 Steve |
Paul- the brothers' names are Mike and Mark...there's no third twin named Steve. Have you been thinking about me more than usual lately? |
 Paul |
Well, it seems you have your hands full....... literally.
I think you have a couple options here: a) Stay with Mike and only Mike. As you have shown, this may not be as easy as it sounds. b) You could be with both Mike and Steve. I think this is more up to the twins but if they don't mind sharing you then I think you could have "double double your refreshment......." c) You could find a girlfriend for Mark. This way when you are with Mike, Steve won't be lonely. Make sure that you like Steve's girlfriend because you might end up in some comprimising situations......... Anyways, I think you have to look deep into your soul and ask yourself "Am I the Lady or the Tramp?" Good luck. Be sure to send us some pictures of the result. After thought: What the hell was I thinking?? I must have been thinking of that giant growth that Steve has on his back that I call Mark. Must stay focused! |
 Chris |
I am going to ralf my head off.
You are gross beyond all measure. Does it feel good to touch that skin bridge between the bodies of your boyfriends? There is nothing like a skin bridge. |