What Would the Setbacks Do?
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Stalkage
March 21st, 2003
Pat Hetic writes:
Dear Setbacks!
I still love my ex-boyfriend. I am trying to stalk him but I think he might be on to me! Can you give me tips on how to stalk him more effectively?
 Trevor |
One thing for sure is don't hide in the bushes or violate your parole, most people know how to beat that kind of stalking.
The key to good stalking is the little things, like phone taps or wireless hidden cameras. You can get tiny ones on the internet. I've seen that ads. The ads all say you can use the camera to protect your loved ones and house, but they always seem to have a picture of a beautiful woman. That leads me to believe the real use is stalking! Take them up on their offer. Any company that advertises through incessant anonymous emails must be trustworthy. |
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 Steve |
If he tries to befriend you or get the police involved, that's a sign that he's receiving good advice from a wise person....and that he's completely spineless and dependent, and probably not worth stalking. |
 Paul |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Chris |
Say goodbye, then wear disguises at all times around him.
Looking like Kenny Rogers will throw him off. Say stuff to him like... "Hey, I'm Kenny Rogers...have you ever tried the quarter roast chicken deluxe with mash and gravy at my national chain of Kenny Rogers' Roasters?" Also, sing The Gambler when you near him... |
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