What Would the Setbacks Do?
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STALKER!!!!
March 20th, 2003
Jack Margarine writes:
Hey guys,
I have a stalker ex-girlfriend. She is nuts!
What do I do?
Jack Margarine
 Trevor |
Mr. Margarine,
If you aren't slippery enough to stop that stalker yourself, here's my advice from someone who's been on the other side of the fence. There are a lot of stalking techniques that she may be using, so these are just a couple of scenarios: If she's hiding in your bushes, throw rocks at your bushes - nothing ruins a good bush stalk like a rock in the head. Soon she'll stop hiding there. If she's showing up wherever you go, go somewhere she doesn't like to go - somewhere that might violate her parole. Soon she'll stop following you. |
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 Steve |
I've alerted the police to your situation. In the meantime, just be her friend. |
 Paul |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Chris |
Punch her in the face!
Tell her that you're busy! Alert your parents! Say that you have leprosy! Jump on her abdomen! Say that you have schizophrenia! Say that you really like R.Kelly! Say that you've joined the North American Man Boy Love Association! Say that you have a boyfriend in jail! These should throw her off....if that doesn't work....bring her to Vanier, and drop her off at the shadiest corner you can find. |
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