What Would the Setbacks Do?
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"Depends"ancy Issues
February 28th, 2003
Pee-Diddy writes:
Dear Setbacks,
I need major help. I am an only child and my parents PAMPERED me a little too much, "literally". I wore diapers until the ripe old age of 8. I am now 24 and all grown up. But thanks to my past diaper abuse my bladder has remained the size of a grape. I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes. The other day my boss confronted me about my excessive bathroom breaks. He thought I was sniffin' blow in the bathroom! I caved and told him my shameful secret. He suggested I start using Depends. I now wear Depends.
So you're probably thinking : "Small bladder? So what?" But what you 'Fully Developed Bladder' people (or as I like to refer to them FDB's)out there don't understand is that everyone needs some lovin' sometimes.
I'm horny and I need your help. I tried meeting people by putting an ad in the paper. It read : "Diaper wearing single white female seeks diaper friendly soul mate to share ointment." But all the responses were from guys who were more interested in the diapers than the person wearing them. So I asked myself.......What would The Setbacks do?
Looking for love and a cure to diaper rash in Ottawa,
Pee-Diddy
 Trevor |
Again, I don't know how to answer this one. I will however be more sensitive to your problem than my band mates. I guess I'm going to have to suggest the 'car ride' analogy. If you're going on a long drive then make sure you 'go' before, because we're not stopping! AND IF YOU KEEP ON HITTING YOUR BROTHER I'M GOING TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND WE WON'T BE GOING TO DISNEYLAND AT ALL!!!! Sorry, I got a little too deep into character there.
But the bottom line remains the same: it's easy to get carried away and ruin a family vacation. And I've still never been to California as a result. |
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 Steve |
Hey Trevor, it's your kindered spirit!!
Aren't Depends supposed to be for people who've lost bladder control, not people who have a small bladder that is a big inconvenience on their lives? I think I've seen enough commercials with senior citizens not worrying about peeing themselves (and having the time of their lives) at dances in community centres to learn that much. What would the Setbacks do? Well, if we read your ad in the paper we'd probably all have a good laugh at your expense and then revert back to making fun of Chris' Italian heritage. Pee-Diddy, sometimes the truth hurts. |
 Paul |
This is quite the dilema that you are in. Since there is no "cure" that I know of for this type of problem I have to suggest an alternative to Depends. Check this site out. This could free you from all that diaper rash. Good luck.
www.stadiumpal.com |
 Chris |
Good God Allmighty, this hands down wins the weirdest question award if there were ever such a coveted trophy. Your dilemma is much worse than anything I have ever encountered. Are you a man or a woman???...maybe I missed something in the question. A really un-cool thing when trying to get some, is a partner who must constantly urinate, and god forbid, someone who urinates on you. Some people might be into that, but no way not me.
My suggestion: Have your bladder removed surgically. |