What Would the Setbacks Do?
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I HAVE ASS BREATH
February 24th, 2003
Wim Wenders writes:
Hey Guys,
Got a Problem. I have a stomach disorder that allows a noxious fume from my lower bowel to seep into my stomach and eventually into my esophagus. I have very bad breath all the time, but it's not like regular breath. It smells like my lower intestine. This is creating a bad vibe in my social life. I spend upwards of $600.00 a month on packs of HALLS and FRISKS, as they are the only thing that can mildly help, but they don't last very long. This budget is quickly running out, as I am convinced that no one can sustain that kind of cash put out monthly....what do I do?
-Wim
 Trevor |
Listen Wim, I really don't know what to tell you. Lately the advice being sought has been getting stranger and stranger, almost a little too far fetched to even garner a response.
So I'll simply tell you this: you're screwed. |
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 Steve |
I suspect that you are not the internationally renowned film director with the same name...therefore, I will offer you no advice. |
 Paul |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Chris |
After thinking long and hard about this one, I have three options that I've come up with that might fly here...
1. Learn to speak with your hands, and pretend that you're deaf. 2. Become a board member at Wrigley or Listerine. 3. Have your lower intestine and stomach removed. |
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