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End of an Era?

January 7th, 2003

2A writes:

I have lived with the same bunch of guys for about a year and a half now. I can officially say that it has been the greatest year and a half of my life. There have been wild parties, late nights, sunday breakfasts, and always someone to talk to. It seemed too perfect to last.

Now one of my roomates bought a house, one is getting married, and the other found a place by himself. I knew this day would come. The question that is burdening me is "What is going to happen to the group?". Before we were all together so things were easy to plan. Just yell down the hall.

What is going to happen? Am I going to be forced to buy 22 cats and call them my friends or start frequenting North of 60 chat rooms? Please help!


Trevor
If this is that writer from NBC again, I swear the shit will hit the fan. I told you on the phone, I told you over email, and I told you in person: YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS ON HOW TO END "FRIENDS"!!

I've written enough episodes without getting paid and am sick of you taking advantage of my helpful, advice giving nature. If this harrassment keeps up I will be forced to take legal action.

If this isn't that writer, then my advice is that when you get the cats you blow directly in their faces, because lots of animals enjoy that, cats included.


Steve
Woah man, are you sure these guys are your friends? Sounds like they're all trying to get as far away from you as possible! Buddy, why don't you take a hint?

-steve


Paul
Awaiting wisdom...


Chris
Holy Shit!
There's actually North of 60 chat rooms? Jesus Christ!
Dude....start voluteering at Bluesfest or something, but man...North of 60? 22 cats? Maybe 1 or 2 cats, but even that's bordering on people questioning which way that you swing. Know what I mean?

North of 60...hahahahaha

-chris

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