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March 1st, 2007

NewlyThirteen writes:

See I have this uncle, and hes really really awsome but hes not TECHNICALLY
my uncle. Well...I guess he is but to make a long story short hes my
biological aunts husband. Anyways. I see him once a week and he has this
really cool band and I love them to DEATH. So one day I saw a big box of
some of there CD's on the counter and my aunt gave me one. So in return i
promised to make them a batch of cookies. THIS IS NO JOKE!! However, due to
my amazingly amazing life of playing Wheel of Fortune and not being able to
guess even the easiest of easy phrases " famous last words" I did not have
the time and precision to make them. I felt HORRIBLE. So now that its almost
spring break and i have a lot of time on my hands, Ive decided that i finally
want to bake them the cookies!
The reason I have written this is because I have absolutely no idea what
type of cookies to bake them! Please respond I need serious help!!!


Trevor
Listen NEWLYTHIRTEEN!

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

That about sums it up. Anyone should be grateful to get any type of cookie in exchange for a cd, whether he's your uncle or not.

But, I guess if it were me, I'd say no raisins. Nothing ruins a cookie like a shrivelled grape. And don't give me that crap about raisin's being nature's candy. Candy is nature's candy. Maybe that's it, put some type of candy into the cookies. Get creative and make something that's never been made.


Steve
I sympathize with your feelings Paul. Those are all valid questions but I'm afraid you'll never get an answer to them. Instead of a period, try placing a question mark at the end. This indicates to the reader that it is in fact a question.

Yes, I know I'm an asshole for pointing that out.

And NewlyThirteen, I like all cookies as long as they haven't been tossed first. Oh, and they can't have nuts in them.


Paul
Sure cookies are great and if made properly can make you forget about all of the worlds problems.

The real problem here is the fact that you hate your "uncle". You can't even speak the words. You must only refer to him as "that guy married to your aunt". Why are you so filled with hate. Why can't you accept those around you. Always with the labels. Can't we all just get along.

Can't we just have some chocolate chip cookies and have a good time.


Chris
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