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Off Road Skid Marks
October 26th, 2006
Tabitha Crenshaw writes:
Hello Setbacks,
You are not going to believe what happened to me this week. It totally bummed me out and I looked like a total sketch. It went down like this: I was at a Rob Thomas concert, floor seats, totally awesome, and I notice a hot dude scoping me out from a few seats down. I play it cool, but meet his eyes a few times. Later, by planned coincidence, I ended up behind him in line to get some Smirnoff Ices and we start chatting.
One thing leads to another and we end up at my place, getting hot and heavy. Turns out he’s the type of guy who likes to take a ladies clothes off slowly, totally driving me wild. We get down to the basics, and he’s down south getting to the goods. Suddenly he cools off, and says he’s got to leave. I’m standing there with my panties around my knees when I look down and notice some dark brown marks inside the last line of defence. Totally embarrassing guys! Now whenever I hear Rob Thomas I think of my panty problem.
How can I avoid this, and how do I clean all my existing undergarments to get rid of these skid marks?
 Trevor |
Listen CRENSHAW! This is an important question, and one that not a lot of people would have the stones to ask. Particularly not a lady. At least you can be sure you've come to the right group of guys. After sharing accomodations with the other three guys, I can tell you there are times I thought Steve only had brown underwear. Turns out he has none!
First thing's first. Toss all skivies that have a chocolate swipe, start clean. In the future, inspect each pair for Hershey Squirts before you toss them in the hamper. If you see signs of a shart, RUB IT IN YOUR FACE! This is the only way you'll learn, you filthy filthy girl. Good luck! |
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 Steve |
Whenever *I* hear Rob Thomas I think of tonnes of gay midgets slapping eachother's balls while they step on kittens heads and rub old cheese on their nipples.
Now I'll just think of your shit-tagged unmentionables instead! That's a major improvement. Man, blue skies are rolling in and the forecast for my life just got a lot sunnier. Thanks! |
 Paul |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Chris |
Holy Fuck!
That is the grossest thing I have ever heard, ever! Put them in the wash you dirty bitch! EW. |