What Would the Setbacks Do?

Blabberwocky

April 6th, 2006

T. Matsawhozasomething writes:

Dear Setbacks,

Due to my fear of puppets, marionettes, and other ingenuinely human forms
of entertainment, I must wholly and completely boycott your site from this
point on. You see, whereas I used to frequent this page quite often, I can
no longer do so due to the animated graphics along the side of your advice
column.

As can clearly be discerned, your heads are animated much like a
marionette, or a ventriloquist's dummy. Deadened eyes, with a certain
ennui, mouths flapping open and shut with no regard for the "natural"
movement of the mouth and it's muscles, jaw mounted on a hinge, as if to
say "someone's fingers are inside my head right now".

This has also lead me to believe that you are all in fact frauds, and that
you have someone ghost writing your responses to their sometimes tear
soaked queries... I'm not sure if it was deliberate, but adding these
Setbacks animations is clearly indicative that someone else is in fact in
control... WHO IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS DAMMIT!?

Also, why does Trevor's animation mouth flap much quicker than everyone
else's? You should fix that. Trevor is obviously a quiet soul...

Fin.