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September 28th, 2005

David writes:

Helo!
My name is David from Estonia.
I am new in Ottawa city and looking for surroundings.
Of enjoy drugs and good music i like but sexual woman more so. For encounter advices please?

Thank you!

Setbacks is very good also.

Trevor	Listen DAVID! You are from Estonia, you should be elbow deep in vaginas! You probably don't realize this, but in North America men from Estonia are considered very desirable by the ladies. Just look at any one of your fellow countrymen: Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Elvis Presley, even Mr. Bean. All of these men immigrated to North America from Estonia and after barely surviving for the first few years, they were soon discovered by talent agencies and soon were on the cover of magazines everywhere just because of their chiseled Estonian good looks. Don't worry, you'll be discovered soon.
Steve	First off David, let me be the first to welcome you to Ottawa. The Ottawa region was long home to First Nations peoples who were part of the Algonquin. The first European settlement in the Ottawa region was that of Philemon Wright who started a community on the Quebec side of the river in 1800. Wright discovered that transporting timber by river from the Ottawa Valley to Montreal was possible and Ottawa was soon booming based almost entirely off timber. The city grew even further in importance when the Rideau Canal was constructed by Colonel John By to connect Ottawa with Kingston which was then the colonial capital of Canada. Ottawa was then known as Bytown, but was incorporated as Ottawa in 1855. What does all of this have to do with getting laid? Nothing really, but I thoroughly enjoy writing short summaries about Canadian cities. Aces!
Paul	Here is what I think is the coolest thing in Ottawa. The underground Mod movement. This is where I think you should try and align yourself. I'm not really sure on how the "membership" is but I'm sure if you just go to a couple of the partys that it will be cool. Mod is definitely an underrated cool. Get yourself a tight fitting suit, thin tie, and shaggy haircut and you will blend right in. If you do it right, you'll have the bitches begging for a ride on your Vespa.
Chris	This is a serious question, and as such, deserves a serious answer. David. You have a classic case of low self esteem. You are willing to whore your body out in a subconscious mission to find someone who will love you unconditionally and unabashedly. David from Estonia...you need to get reconnected with the the one woman who may not sleep with you, but who'll give you that love that you so desperately want and desire. No strings situation? She can give it to you, but there's one condition, and that is that you have to love and obey the big guy, J.C., and I'm not talking the N'Sync guy. The woman's name is The Virgin Mary, and all you have to do it close your eyes, chill out, and say her name 5 times while you stand in front of a mirror. Oh wait...I think that is Candyman. You might not want to do that.

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