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T Backs... what the?

August 16th, 2005

Chester Feels writes:

Guys, I'm on the site and I'm considering charging yous guys with advertising in falsified manners. See here, I run a hot exotic club for studs in Miami called "Chester's Paradise" (route 181 just pass exit 37A - tell 'em Chester sent yas!) and I'm always on the look-out for hot outfits for my dancers, see here? I stumbled upon your site when punching up TheseTBacks.com, expecting to find a site dedicated to marketing and selling T Backs (a.k.a. T-Bars, thongs, G-strings, bikini bottoms... yous guys get it, right?). Well see here boys, I'm on the site and all I'm reading about is crap about yous guys and your little band. Can yous guys do the honorable thing and put a disclaimer or some such other legal notice notifying potential T Back seekers of the misleading web address? It's the honorable thing guys.


Trevor
Listen FEELS! I know your pain. I too have been fooled by the internet. After watching the Pimp My Ride marathon on Much Music a few weeks back, I was inspired to make my car a bit more awesome. I figured nothing too crazy. I mean I still wanted it street legal, so decided against the windshield that is actually made of a flat screen television so I could play xbox while driving without ever having to see the street.

Anyway, I decided to pick up something subtle that would make the ladies look twice when I cruise into the Loeb parking lot. My thinking was some new rims. But I wanted it done professionally, so I hit up the internet for local dealers and installers. A quick google search for (here it comes) rim jobs left me quite surprised by what I found.

Needless to say, my tires are still factory stock, but my anus has never been cleaner. (Was that inappropriate?)


Steve
Chester,
I feel horrible. We, the Setbacks, have deceived you in a most dishonourable fashion and I just haven't been able to get a decent night's sleep since you wrote us. That's why what I'm about to do is so difficult - so please bear with me. From this point forward, the Setbacks will be known as "Wholesale G Strings Direct from Manufacturer". Our current domain (thesetbacks.com) will be released to the general public so that an honest T-back selling businessman can set up a proper shop in cyberspace. The band's site will now be located at www.wholesalegstringsdirectfrommanufacturer.com. I hope this avoids any further misunderstandings surrounding our band name on the internet.


Paul
Awaiting wisdom...


Chris
Hi Chester,

I was reading your question, which in itself is actually not a question, but in fact a demand....anyways...I'm not that interested in what you're going on about, but am interested in your strip club. You see, I recently went to a bachelor party at what was supposed to be a reputable gentleman's club, and was horrified by what I saw.

I saw Trevor Kealey, on stage, getting his salad tossed.

Are strip clubs co-ed now, and if they are, when did that happen?

Also, is getting your salad tossed legal in strip clubs now? If it is, wow.

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