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What "Wood" the Setbacks do?

July 20th, 2004

Kevin writes:

hey- burning question guys.... what's the difference between men's and women's golf balls? surely they must be identical with a different name on them?


Trevor
First off: puns like that are unacceptable. Paul drops puns hiroshima style, the kind that are so bad they actually have a smell. A bad smell. Like a shirt that is worn underneath hockey equipment for consecutive games without a wash. Also, everytime you say a pun an angel cries.

As for your specific question, it's a trick question. I don't think ladies are even allowed at any golf course worth it's weight. So why would anyone manufacture something specifically for a demographic with no reason for purchase? They wouldn't.


Steve
That's simple - men's golf balls are full of donkey pubes and women's golf balls are full of dove feathers.


Paul
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"


Chris
Trevor has just endeared himself to most women's associations across the globe.

This is a dumb question, and I have decided to answer it in an Italian accent.

Womena like a the balls made a outta a wood. Men like a the balls made a outta de rubbertini. I gotta no a knees.

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