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Searching for my real father
April 6th, 2004
Sherry Palmer writes:
Hello, my name is Sherry, and I am 10 years old. I am looking for my daddy. I have not seen him. Mommy says he left when I was born. I have the same last name as him because mommy can't afford the fee to have my name changed. And when I ask about daddy, she always says mean things about him like "when that deadbeat asshole Steve left it was the best thing that happened to us", or "that bastard Steve loved me and left me like all men, you'd do best to never find him".
But I still want to know my daddy. I've searched on the internet for Steve Palmer and this page came up.
Were you married to my mommy in Perth when I was born? Are you my daddy?
 Trevor |
Here's a quick test to see if you are indeed Steve's child and can't afford a DNA test. I know those medical/genetic tests are hard to do on a 10 year old's budget.
1. Go to a mirror 2. Check for ugliness 3. If you are ugly, you likely belong to Steve. If you have any redeeming physical attributes, you have no relation to this guy. I for one wouldn't be surprised, as Steve has spread his seed all over the Ottawa Valley, from Calabogie to Hawkesbury. |
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'Ello Sherry, Steve Palmer from stevepalmer.com here, writing from jolly ol' England! I'm a travelling wholesale condiments salesman, and I reckon I just may have been in Perth during the period in question. If ye get the results of a DNA test, mail 'em to me, lassie! Cheerio and all the rest, |
 Paul |
Well Sherry, I've been to Perth a couple times. By the fact that you understood how to write and email, that already crosses you off the list of being related to even the smartest that Perth has to offer. |
 Chris |
HAHAHAHA Steve....you're screwed.
Let me be the godfather. Trev.....speaking of spraying your seed. Your are the equivalent of Chemlawn when it comes to that stuff you fatherly bastard. HAHAHAHA |
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