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Anglophone Friend
March 29th, 2004
Francois Mitterand writes:
Hi guys,
I want say that my friend move in with me there in my house last month.
My friend is anglophone, but I can't stand his way.
He always come into my room and borrow my CD.
I said for him give me back my Eric Lapointe CD, and my Villain Pingouin greatest hits, but he shrug his shoulders and say no he no have my CD.
I said fuck this collis, bain franchement.
I can stand live with this guy. He my friend, but man he an asshole.
Suggestion?
 Trevor |
Franky,
I understand what you are saying, despite your think accent. I can appreciate that you came to us as well. That being said, I read something more through your poor english. Something lurking below your poor grammar. Something that even someone with the most basic English skills wouldn't show. I think you may be a bit touched in the head. I envision you writing this email in a room decorated mostly with owls. Even your screen saver and computer desktop feature owls. I imagine your room mate entering the room to return your Jean Leloup single for the song Mille neuf cent quatre vignt neuf, only to find you perched on the head of your bed (in the dark of course), hooting. Then in an attempt to turn your head all the way around you fall off because your toes are most definitely not talons. Despite your best efforts to grow your nails and shape them properly, you just can't get the same grip as your nocturnal friends. Your roommate leaves, and spends the rest of the lease avoiding you, which is easy since you sleep all day. You may want to seek help for this problem. The Royal Ottawa hospital treats people on an out patient basis, and many of them get the help they need to function in society. |
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 Steve |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Paul |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Chris |
You are a serious french bastard.
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