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January 25th, 2004
Fred writes:
do you guys know how to get a tomato sauce stain out of white leather skintight pants? because I'm really up a creek on this one.
 Trevor |
If I may say so, Fred, you should not be eating tomato sauce while paddling on some creek. You should never eat within 30 minutes of doing anything on the water. If your canoe tipped you would cramp up and sink like a stone, and though the leather pants would help you mingle with the fishes, I'm afraid soon after you'd be sleeping with them. That's not cool.
Don't eat and swim unless you are prepared to meet your maker. |
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 Steve |
Based on your particular choice of pants I'm going to make some assumptions about you, Fred. My suggestion would be to use the ascot around your neck or possibly the faux fur jacket you're wearing to wipe off the excess sauce before you attack the stain. You are most likely not wearing any underwear, and if you are it's just to hold up the cucumber wrapped in foil, so you're going to want to leave the pants on and go with a stain remover that is less abrasive. Try club soda. If this doesn't work, commission an artist to airbrush a wilderness landscape or naked woman to cover up the stain. Try calling the same guy who did the mural on your '86 Vandura. |
 Paul |
Awaiting wisdom... |
 Chris |
I once had some white leather pants. I was performing in a Whitesnake cover band called "Here I Go Again On My Own", and I was sporting them for a show that we were performing in Whitby, Ontario. I never spilled anything on them, but once dirtied the knees when I was performing oral sex on the guitar player in the back alley after the show , as he hummed Coverdale/Page songs. To be honest with you, I foget what I did what the pants. |
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Are you sure it's tomato sauce? Maybe it's a little bit of CHERRY PIE! |
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