So long, suckers...

February 25th, 2003

Nice knowing all of you, but I just got an email from Dr. Frank Rumhi (yes, the same Dr. Frank Rumhi who is a member of the Presidential Payment Verification Committee (PPVC) of the Federal Government Of Nigeria!!). It seems as though he's been seeking out credible business partners abroad and he wants to give me a chunk of $26 million dollars to cover up some Nigerian accounting blunder!! I just emailed him back with all my vital personal info...SIN number, credit cards, bank accounts, my hotmail password...and I'm expecting an email back from him shortly with instructions on how to pick up the money. Sorry guys, living in poverty playing with the Setbacks was a blast but this is my big break - I'm sure you'll all understand.