Crazy Kid

February 4th, 2002

I saw a kid today outside my work smoking smokes. He claimed that he was 15 years old, but in reality, I would've guessed that he was maybe 9.
He was smoking cigarettes, and had this incredible medallion around his neck.
The medallion he claimed, was stolen from his mother. I noticed that he had a pair of glasses on that had no right frames, so he kind of looked like the boss man who financed AIRWOLF in the television show.
This kid told me and a few other workin' buddies that he was going to rob my work with a pistol that he had in his pocket. After we laughed, and one of my buddies gave him a piledriver, he ran into my work waving a small bright orange .38 caliber revolver.
He was hauled away by the police fifteen minutes later.
I felt bad because he had clef lip, and my friend George literally piledrivered him, but that's life.

-chris