The Setbacks In The Boardroom!

December 21st, 2004

Steve, Trev, Paul, and Chris,

You guys are great guys. Really. You're really great. I have every sense that success will follow you guys when the time is right. I have to tell you though, your New Year's Eve show on December 31st better be a homerun. I caught you guys at your last New Year's Eve show in Toronto at the 360, and I have to tell you. Steve and Trevor CANNOT sing falsetto. There is no falsetto in rock music, and frankly, I don't know how The Darkness do it. To put things into perspective a little more, I suggest that you guys break out your signature energy during such rock classics as "One Track Mind" and your new number "The Music Is The Medicine". I caught that one on your CKCU show back about a month ago at that God awful time in the morning. You botched up those AC/DC songs, but you did great with those two numbers. Outta sight guys. Seriously. I think you might have what it takes to make it in one of my multi million dollar companies, where I own an assortment of businesses from casinos to the world's most luxurious condominiums. Setbacks, I challenge you to blow my combover straight and show the world what it means to have your skin peeled back a few notches by nothing but the pure and sheer power of rock and roll. I especially like Chris Saracino's amazing and phenomenal drum playing. Chris is a great addition to your band, and he is also a really handsome guy, and frankly I think you all give him too much flack for having hair on his back. Give him a break. He is an amazing individual and really good looking.
Ok guys, we'll see you on New Year's Eve.

D.